JEWISH JUNKY

A Jewish Junky,
Very funkey,
Wanking in Picadilly gents.
A bulging crotch,
Thanks very much,
He had not a grain of sense.
Took Him a Sheila,
A potato peeler,
Doing Turkey and very tense.
Till up one night,
When her tights were too tight,
They laughed at their own expense.
A Jewish clown
With a boozy frown,
And a diamond encrusted crown.
The Jewish lad,
With a famous dad,
Saw the whole thing going down.