ANIMAL METAPHORS

I'm as blind as a bat,
as deaf as a post,
as weak as a kitten,
and as warm as toast.

I'm as slow as a snail,
as cunning as a fox,
as slippery as an eel,
and as strong as an ox.

I'm as high as a kite,
tasty as a fig,
sing like a bird,
live like a pig.

I'm as fit as a fiddle
as a butcher's dog,
wise as an owl.
and as hungry as a hog.